...scream with terror, bleed from their rectums and have repeated seizers until they became Yaoi fanboys causing the end of yuri except amung women, which caused the even worse decline of yuri fans, making the world a better place since there was an increase in yaoi love, which meant the birth rate was severly lowered, causing happyiness all around the world, making this day known as International Thanks to Yaoi day which lived on forever and ever inthe hearts of all man kind until...